Translation Monkey, published on November 24, 2011 
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
Translation Monkey, published on October 27, 2011 
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken
Translation Monkey, published on September 28, 2011 
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George Burns
Translation Monkey, published on July 22, 2010 
"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." - Benjamin Franklin
Translation Monkey, published on February 21, 2010 
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." - Fran Lebowitz
