Translation Monkey, published on December 21, 2011 
"Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy." - Ambrose Bierce
Translation Monkey, published on July 6, 2011 
"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why." - Mignon McLaughlin
Translation Monkey, published on January 3, 2011 
"It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!" - Friedrich Nietzsche
Translation Monkey, published on December 21, 2010 
Translation Monkey, published on October 17, 2010 
"Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation." - Judith Martin
Translation Monkey, published on July 11, 2010 
Translation Monkey, published on May 12, 2010 
"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it." - Bernard Bailey
Translation Monkey, published on May 11, 2010 
"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner." - Aristophanes
