Translation Monkey, published on March 9, 2010 
"This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy." - Cory Doctorow
Translation Monkey, published on February 25, 2010 
"The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up." - Scott Adams
Translation Monkey, published on January 25, 2010 
"No." - Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter's daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America
Translation Monkey, published on December 23, 2009 
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." - Ogden Nash
Translation Monkey, published on December 21, 2009 
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy." - Sam Levenson
Translation Monkey, published on October 29, 2009 
"Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door." - Marlo Thomas
Translation Monkey, published on September 10, 2009 
"Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal" - Marya Mannes
