"Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it." - Frank Wedekind
"Life is too short for traffic." - Dan Bellack
"'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses." - Scott Adams
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it." - Yogi Berra
"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded" - Yogi Berra
"A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains." - Dutch Proverb
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." - Gustave Flaubert
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