"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Noel Coward

During the recording of strip 1220, Juanelo and The Narrator had some serious “creative differences” over the dialogue… Differences that ended with Juanelo leaving the studio for hours while The Narrator refused to talk to anyone (effectively rendering him invisible)! To pour oil on the troubled waters, we agreed to upload this alternative version.

These webcomic stars… I ask you!

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." - Marilyn Monroe

"It seems to me, Golan, that the advance of civilization is nothing but an exercise in the limiting of privacy." - Janov Pelorat in Asimov's Foundation's Edge

"Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more." - Terry Pratchett

"One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present." - Stephen Covey,

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." - Alexander Pope

"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time." - Sir Winston Churchill