Translation Monkey, published on January 5, 2011 
(Originally published on the 23rd December 2010)
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." - Henny Youngman
Translation Monkey, published on December 16, 2010 
"The important thing is not to stop questioning." - Albert Einstein
Translation Monkey, published on August 28, 2010 
"There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting." - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
Translation Monkey, published on July 7, 2010 
"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves." - Ellen DeGeneres
Translation Monkey, published on May 7, 2010 
"A joke's a very serious thing." - Charles Churchill
Translation Monkey, published on April 13, 2010 
Translation Monkey, published on March 29, 2010 
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Translation Monkey, published on September 10, 2009 
"Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal" - Marya Mannes
