"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." - Ogden Nash
"If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men." - Russell P. Askue
"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television." - Unknown
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." - Gustave Flaubert
"If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much." - Donald H. Rumsfeld
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