Translation Monkey, published on July 21, 2010 
"Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets." - Ambrose Bierce
Translation Monkey, published on June 30, 2010 
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth." - Charles Luckman
Translation Monkey, published on June 19, 2010 
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Translation Monkey, published on June 9, 2010 
"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him." - Edgar Watson Howe
Translation Monkey, published on May 6, 2010 
"My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit." - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess
Translation Monkey, published on April 9, 2010 
"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy
Translation Monkey, published on March 21, 2010 
