"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside." - Mark Twain
"The customer doesn't expect everything will go right all the time; the big test is what you do when things go wrong." - Sir Colin Marshall
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." - Fletcher Knebel
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is." - P. J. O'Rourke
"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it." - Theodore Roosevelt
"Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets." - Ambrose Bierce
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth." - Charles Luckman
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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