"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy
"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room." - Woody Allen
"A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers." - H. L. Mencken
"Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences." - Midori Koto
"Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others." - Jules Renard
The "Juanecombo" book and soft toy christmas promotion was a little more popular than Can anticipated. =)
"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." - Oscar Wilde
"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money'" - Jack Handey
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