"A joke's a very serious thing." - Charles Churchill
"Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability." - George Bernard Shaw
"This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy." - Cory Doctorow
"The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up." - Scott Adams
"No." - Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter's daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." - Ogden Nash
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy." - Sam Levenson
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