Translation Monkey, published on October 1, 2011 
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." - Fred Allen
Translation Monkey, published on June 20, 2011 
"He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him." - Eddie Cantor
Translation Monkey, published on November 30, 2010 
"A work of art (even cartoon art) is never really finished; it is abandoned." - Brooke McEldowney
Translation Monkey, published on November 24, 2010 
"I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated." - George Bernard Shaw
Translation Monkey, published on November 9, 2010 
"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well." - Samuel Butler
Translation Monkey, published on October 19, 2010 
"Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it." - Max Frisch
Translation Monkey, published on September 8, 2010 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Translation Monkey, published on July 25, 2010 
