Posts Tagged ‘Narrator’

Juanelo 1573 – Ears

By Translation Monkey, published on April 9, 2012   
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Juanelo 1573: Ears

"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick

Juanelo 1571 – Theory

By Translation Monkey, published on April 4, 2012   
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Juanelo 1571: Theory

"If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements." - Mason Cooley

Juanelo 1570 – Saving

By Translation Monkey, published on April 2, 2012   
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Juanelo 1570: Saving

"Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless." - Sinclair Lewis

Juanelo 1569 – Saving

By Translation Monkey, published on March 30, 2012   
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Juanelo 1569: Saving

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." - Bill Tammeus

Juanelo 1566 – Respectful

By Translation Monkey, published on March 23, 2012   
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Juanelo 1566: Respectful

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright

Juanelo 1562 – Fisherman

By Translation Monkey, published on March 6, 2012   
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Juanelo 1562: Fisherman

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright

Juanelo 1560 – Lady’s man

By Translation Monkey, published on March 2, 2012   
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Juanelo 1560: Lady's man

"A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman." - American Proverb