"Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane." - Philip K. Dick
"If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements." - Mason Cooley
"Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless." - Sinclair Lewis
"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months." - Bill Tammeus
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
"A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman." - American Proverb
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