"It's a weird year." - President George Bush

"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." - Benjamin Franklin

"Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets." - Ambrose Bierce

"The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour." - Kathryn L. Nelson

"A Hospital is no place to be sick." - Samuel Goldwyn

"There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong." - H. L. Mencken

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." - Ogden Nash