"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin." - H. L. Mencken
"Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something." - William Goldman
"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?" - Al Boliska
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." - Alexander Pope
"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors." - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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