Translation Monkey, published on May 5, 2010 
"I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things." - Lech Walesa
Translation Monkey, published on April 19, 2010 
"Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy." - Voltaire
Translation Monkey, published on April 4, 2010 Translation Monkey, published on March 23, 2010 
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." - Anonymous
Translation Monkey, published on October 22, 2009 
"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?" - Judy Tenuta
Translation Monkey, published on October 11, 2009 Not that you’d know, but this was the first Juanelo strip to be produced 100% digitally. An historic event!
"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired." - Jules Renard
Translation Monkey, published on October 4, 2009 
"One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity." - Andrew Carnegie
