Translation Monkey, published on June 11, 2010 
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." - George S. Patton
Translation Monkey, published on June 4, 2010 
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody." - Mark Twain
Translation Monkey, published on June 3, 2010 
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly
Translation Monkey, published on May 17, 2010 
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov
Translation Monkey, published on May 3, 2010 
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone." - Anthony Burgess
Translation Monkey, published on January 18, 2010 
"Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better." - Unknown
Translation Monkey, published on November 13, 2009 
"Complain to one who can help you." - Yugoslav Proverb
