"It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone." - Merrill Markoe
"Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot." - Clarence Thomas
"Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
"The customer doesn't expect everything will go right all the time; the big test is what you do when things go wrong." - Sir Colin Marshall
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful" - Ann Landers
"There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting." - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
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