"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore." - Ogden Nash

"A friend is a gift you give yourself." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." - Matt Groening

"A fool judges people by the presents they give him." - Chinese Proverb

"Generosity with strings is not generosity; It is a deal" - Marya Mannes