"We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about." - Charles Kingsley

"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens." - Benjamin Disraeli

"The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour." - Kathryn L. Nelson

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." - Anonymous

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." - Alice Kahn

"When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it." - Anatole France

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" -James Thurber