"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery." - Jack Paar
"We cannot meet 21st Century challenges with a 20th Century bureaucracy." - Barack Obama
"Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it." - Christopher Morley
"You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner." - Aristophanes
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