Posts Tagged ‘food and drink’

Juanelo 1217

By Translation Monkey, published on May 19, 2010   
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Juanelo 1217: Truth in advertising

"One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present. In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present." - Stephen Covey,

Juanelo 1210

By Translation Monkey, published on May 10, 2010   
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Juanelo 1210: Portions

"It's not lying; it's marketing!" - Juanelo

Juanelo 1208

By Translation Monkey, published on May 7, 2010   
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Juanelo 1208: Shake before opening (ironically, this joke is just as bad)

"A joke's a very serious thing." - Charles Churchill

Juanelo 1207

By Translation Monkey, published on May 6, 2010   
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Juanelo 1207: Marketing

"My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit." - Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

Juanelo 1196

By Translation Monkey, published on April 24, 2010   
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Juanelo 1196: Banquet

"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him." - Edgar Watson Howe

Juanelo 1189

By Translation Monkey, published on April 9, 2010   
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Juanelo 1189: Forward thinking

"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy

Juanelo 1184

By Translation Monkey, published on April 2, 2010   
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Juanelo 1184: Sacrifice

"Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice." - Elizabeth Cady Stanton