Translation Monkey, published on October 29, 2009 
"Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door." - Marlo Thomas
Translation Monkey, published on October 17, 2009 
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools" - Doug Larson
Translation Monkey, published on October 16, 2009 
"There are more fools in the world than there are people" - Heinrich Heine
Translation Monkey, published on October 7, 2009 
"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards." - Fred Hoyle
Translation Monkey, published on August 31, 2009 
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" - Albert Einstein
Translation Monkey, published on August 19, 2009 
"I love my children, but I wouldn't want them as friends" -Janet Sorensen
Translation Monkey, published on August 10, 2009 
"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place" - Steven Wright
