"The secret of a good memory is attention, and attention to a subject depends upon our interest in it. We rarely forget that which has made a deep impression on our minds." - Tryon Edwards

"I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect." - George Burns

"Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier" - Blore's Razor

This strip was suggested by the mother of a disabled child, to help raise awareness of the ignorance they face every day.