Translation Monkey, published on December 24, 2010 
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." - Woody Allen
Translation Monkey, published on July 24, 2010 
"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected." - Robert Orben
Translation Monkey, published on June 28, 2010 
"A person who trusts no one can't be trusted." - Jerome Blattner
Translation Monkey, published on June 19, 2010 
"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Translation Monkey, published on June 11, 2010 
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." - George S. Patton
Translation Monkey, published on April 3, 2010 
Translation Monkey, published on March 23, 2010 
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." - Anonymous
