"When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one." - Mark Twain
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." - John Lennon
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." - Elbert Hubbard
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent." - Laurence J. Peter
"Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable." - John Kenneth Galbraith
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