Translation Monkey, published on December 14, 2011 
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" - Tom Lehrer
Translation Monkey, published on October 25, 2011 
Translation Monkey, published on October 5, 2011 
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer." - Victor Borge
Translation Monkey, published on August 28, 2010 
"There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting." - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
Translation Monkey, published on August 27, 2010 
"Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Matt Groening
Translation Monkey, published on July 6, 2010 
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club." - Jack London
Translation Monkey, published on June 4, 2010 
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody." - Mark Twain
Translation Monkey, published on November 18, 2009 
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it." - Cullen Hightower
