Translation Monkey, published on December 21, 2011 
"Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy." - Ambrose Bierce
Translation Monkey, published on December 19, 2011 
"A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog." - Jack London
Translation Monkey, published on November 26, 2011 
"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else." - Benjamin Franklin
Translation Monkey, published on September 29, 2011 
"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." - Samuel Butler
Translation Monkey, published on September 28, 2011 
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George Burns
Translation Monkey, published on August 1, 2011 
"The internet is just a world passing notes around in a classroom." - Jon Stewart
Translation Monkey, published on September 18, 2010 
"Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there." - Mickey Friedman
Translation Monkey, published on July 22, 2009 
"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life" - George Best
