Posts Tagged ‘accident’

Juanelo 1261

Friday 23 de July de 2010   |   , , , , ,
Juanelo 1261: Bdaaaaah

"It's a weird year." - President George Bush

Juanelo 1259

Wednesday 21 de July de 2010   |   , , , , , , ,
Juanelo 1259: Oral hygiene

"Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets." - Ambrose Bierce

Juanelo 1254

Wednesday 14 de July de 2010   |   , , , , ,
Juanelo 1254: Next time, I'll take ginseng

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain

Juanelo 1250

Wednesday 7 de July de 2010   |   , , , , , , , ,
Juanelo 1250: New formula

"I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves." - Ellen DeGeneres

Juanelo 1244

Wednesday 30 de June de 2010   |   , , , , ,
Juanelo 1244: Health food

"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth." - Charles Luckman

Juanelo 1237

Friday 18 de June de 2010   |   , , , , , ,
Juanelo 1237: Considerate

"Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused." - King Charles I, of England

Juanelo 1227

Friday 4 de June de 2010   |   , , , ,
Juanelo 1227: Shower

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody." - Mark Twain

Juanelo 1226

Thursday 3 de June de 2010   |   , , , , ,
Juanelo 1226: Precautions

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly