"It's a weird year." - President George Bush
"If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun." - Benjamin Franklin
"Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets." - Ambrose Bierce
"The best defence against misguided arrogance is a keen sense of humour." - Kathryn L. Nelson
"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent." - Laurence J. Peter
"A Hospital is no place to be sick." - Samuel Goldwyn
"There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong." - H. L. Mencken
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain
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