"If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." - Samuel Butler
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." - George Burns
"The only sure thing about luck is that it will change." - Bret Harte
"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B. F. Skinner
"Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious." - B.C. Forbes
"Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't." - Peter Drucker
"The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up." - Scott Adams
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