"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"A professional is a person who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it." - Alistair Cooke
"The gods too are fond of a joke." - Aristotle
"Friends have all things in common." - Plato
"It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit." - Anna Quindlen
"What if this weren't a hypothetical question?" - Unknown
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