(These strips were originally published in “Terra” around the end of October)

"Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what actually happened, but of what men believe happened." - Gerald White Johnson

Is it too early to do another archive update..? Naaaaah!

Juanelo 1001: Codes ‘n’ keys
Juanelo 1002: Consumer loyalty
Juanelo 1003: Procedures
Juanelo 1004: Campaign concept
Juanelo 1005: The man in the moon

"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory." - Albert Schweitzer

Yesterday, no strip. Today, five new translations in the archive. Tomorrow… Who knows?

Juanelo 1006: Smartphone
Juanelo 1007: Alcohol abuse
Juanelo 1008: Cyclists
Juanelo 1009: Andalou vs seal
Juanelo 1010: Punishment

You’ll have to wait a few days for the christmas strip to work its way through the translation process, sorry!

In the meantime, all the surviving monkey-slaves here at the secret translation facility have been ordered to wish you a tremendous day and a Juaneltastic new year!

*cracks whip* Wish harder, monkeys! Wish harder! *cracks whip*

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." - Woody Allen

"Bad artists copy. Good artists steal." - Pablo Picasso