"No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded" - Yogi Berra
"One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience." - Alice James
"No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - Judge Gideon J. Tucker
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful" - Ann Landers
"Be polite to all, but intimate with few." - Thomas Jefferson
"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing." - Billy Rose
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure." - Mark Twain
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