"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
"There is nothing better than birthday cake. It's like a slice of concentrated love with buttercream frosting." - Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos." - Matt Groening
"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river." - Nikita Khrushchev
"The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence." - Roert J. Shiller
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