Translation Monkey, published on January 31, 2010 
For the coming weeks, Sunday will be given over to a documentary miniseries created for the "Terra" internet portal, detailing the inside story of Juanelo's 2009 election campaign. Every deal, every meeting, every scandal revealed to the public at last!
Translation Monkey, published on January 30, 2010 
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today." - Laurence J. Peter
Translation Monkey, published on January 27, 2010 
"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." - Lord Byron
Translation Monkey, published on January 26, 2010 
"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote." - Emo Philips
Translation Monkey, published on January 25, 2010 
"No." - Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter's daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America
Translation Monkey, published on January 24, 2010 More new translations added to the archive. Enjoy!
Juanelo 1066: Philanthropy
Juanelo 1067: Subjective sizes
Juanelo 1068: Countdown
Juanelo 1069: To Telmex, with love
Juanelo 1070: Heavy blankets
Translation Monkey, published on January 23, 2010 
We now have a plugin active, to optimise the site for various models of smartphone!
Compatible models are:
- iPhone
- iPod Touch
- Blackberry Storm
- Palm Pre
- Phones with the Android operating system
The rest of you are out of luck. Sorry!
Translation Monkey, published on January 22, 2010 
"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion." - C. P. Snow
