Translation Monkey, published on September 30, 2009 
"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." - Erma Bombeck
Translation Monkey, published on September 29, 2009 
"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose." - Andy Rooney
Translation Monkey, published on September 28, 2009 
"Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment." - R. Buckminster Fuller
Translation Monkey, published on September 27, 2009 
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey
Translation Monkey, published on September 26, 2009 
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience." - Doug Larson
Translation Monkey, published on September 25, 2009 
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." - Leo Rosten
Translation Monkey, published on September 23, 2009 
"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done." - Fred Allen
Translation Monkey, published on September 22, 2009 
"Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made." - Otto von Bismarck
