Translation Monkey, published on July 31, 2009 
“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It's beyond me” - Zora Neale Hurston quotes
Translation Monkey, published on July 30, 2009 
"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language" - Buck Henry
Translation Monkey, published on July 29, 2009 
"The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect" - Esther Dyson
Translation Monkey, published on July 28, 2009 
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"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death" - Joan D. Vinge
Translation Monkey, published on July 27, 2009 
"Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame." - Laurence J. Peter
Translation Monkey, published on July 24, 2009 
"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half" - Gracie Allen
Translation Monkey, published on July 23, 2009 
"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic" - Dan Rather
Translation Monkey, published on July 22, 2009 
"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life" - George Best
