"When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary". - William Wrigley Jr.

"Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons". -Buckminster Fuller

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.... Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us" - Jane Austen

"A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people" -Thomas Mann

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'" - Sam Levenson

"The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law". - Alex Levin

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' - Isaac Asimov

Welcome to the English version of “El show de Juanelo”, a very successful Chilean webcomic. We hope you enjoy it! Translation is still in progress… At a secret facility in England a thousand monkeys are tirelessly converting obscure Chilean slang into semi-coherent English. Please have patience as their keeper, Alan Ashworth, slowly sifts the piles of droppings and 16th century plays to find the precious Juanelo text!